Most worstest song lyrics ever?

So we have had the most powerful lyrics...now how about the worst.
I defy you to find any worse than these.

In the ring I box there is none higher
When I use these they call me sire
To burn my kingdome I must lose fire
And I wont stop boxing till I retire

Y'all Must've Forgot - Roy Jones Jr|||thats a slap in the face of RUN DMC. glad i read it & didnt hear it.|||

Hand me a line
Really hand me a line
Really hand me a line
Hand me a line
Really hand it to me
I always loved you
Love dumpling
Your *'s like chocolate cake
And your * smells like a rose
I really hate you
Love dumpling
Now my bowels ache
Drop down in a line
Really hand me a line
Really hand me a line
Hand me a line
Really hand it to me

It's actually a really good song, but the lyrics just sucks.. These guys where my first concert I went to AND THEY'RE AWESOME!|||

its my * in a box

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its my * in a box

No way, that song is brilliant!

One. Cut a hole in the box
Two. Put your junk in that box
Three. Make her open the box
and thats the way you do it!

I think those lyrics are genius. Roy Jones' rap sounds like it was written by a 5 year old.|||ROy Jones' does sound like it was written by a 5 year old.... but if we are REALLY talking worst lyrics ever....
elliot im surprised some who grew up in Ireland, or anywhere in europe actually, forgot the Cheeky girls... :)|||

So we have had the most powerful lyrics...now how about the worst.
I defy you to find any worse than these.

In the ring I box there is none higher
When I use these they call me sire
To burn my kingdome I must lose fireAnd I wont stop boxing till I retire

Y'all Must've Forgot - Roy Jones Jr

That just doesn't make any sense (I think the original lyrics were; 'to end my kingdome, you must use fire'?)
And DagLord is right, slap in the face of RUN DMC's 'King of Rock', which I'm very sure this was based off of.
Still, nothing can top Tyson's Tom foolery lol:

^I just LOVE how that interview starts out....and then by the end... :)|||I think this trumphs that
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ROy Jones' does sound like it was written by a 5 year old.... but if we are REALLY talking worst lyrics ever....
elliot im surprised some who grew up in Ireland, or anywhere in europe actually, forgot the Cheeky girls... :)

TOUCH MY BUM :)|||anything thats not lilwayne ,|||

ROy Jones' does sound like it was written by a 5 year old.... but if we are REALLY talking worst lyrics ever....
elliot im surprised some who grew up in Ireland, or anywhere in europe actually, forgot the Cheeky girls... :)

TOUCH MY BUM :)

....."Don't be shy". :) "Cheeky cheeky". :)
What about Jedward? :)
Don't tell me you guys like them because you're from Ireland.|||
:) I defied you Elliot and won because nothing is worse than this crap! :)|||

ROy Jones' does sound like it was written by a 5 year old.... but if we are REALLY talking worst lyrics ever....
elliot im surprised some who grew up in Ireland, or anywhere in europe actually, forgot the Cheeky girls... :)

TOUCH MY BUM :)

....."Don't be shy". :) "Cheeky cheeky". :)
What about Jedward? :)
Don't tell me you guys like them because you're from Ireland.

Ireland is 50/50 on Jedward. Half of us wish them a slow and painful death (Ok, I overreact slightly) while the other half love them.|||

ROy Jones' does sound like it was written by a 5 year old.... but if we are REALLY talking worst lyrics ever....
elliot im surprised some who grew up in Ireland, or anywhere in europe actually, forgot the Cheeky girls... :)

TOUCH MY BUM :)

....."Don't be shy". :) "Cheeky cheeky". :)
What about Jedward? :)
Don't tell me you guys like them because you're from Ireland.

Ireland is 50/50 on Jedward. Half of us wish them a slow and painful death (Ok, I overreact slightly) while the other half love them.

the only thing elliot is overreacting to is that 50% of us like him,
they dont go out in dublin any more because they know that if they do, they are deaded.|||

ROy Jones' does sound like it was written by a 5 year old.... but if we are REALLY talking worst lyrics ever....
elliot im surprised some who grew up in Ireland, or anywhere in europe actually, forgot the Cheeky girls... :)

TOUCH MY BUM :)

....."Don't be shy". :) "Cheeky cheeky". :)
What about Jedward? :)
Don't tell me you guys like them because you're from Ireland.

Ireland is 50/50 on Jedward. Half of us wish them a slow and painful death (Ok, I overreact slightly) while the other half love them.

I really do wish them a slow painfull death......
and i'm only half joking :)