What do we Canadians Have to be Proud of?

1. Smarties (not in the U.S.A.).
2. Crispy Crunch, Coffee Crisp (not in the U.S.A.).
3. The size of our footballs fields, one less down and bigger balls.
4. Baseball is Canadian - 1st game June 4, 1838 - Ingersoll, ONT.
5. Lacrosse is Canadian.
6. Hockey is Canadian.
7. Basketball is Canadian.
8. Apple pie is Canadian.
9. Mr. Dress-up beats Mr. Rogers.

10. Tim Hortons beats Dunkin' Donuts.


11. In the war of 1812, started by America, Canadians pushed the Americans back past their White House. Then we burned it, and most of Washington. We got bored because they ran away. Then, we came home and partied....go figure.
12. Canada has the largest French population that never surrendered to Germany.
13. We have the largest English population that never Ever surrendered or withdrew during any war to anyone, anywhere. EVER! (We got clobbered in the odd battle but prevailed in ALL the wars.)

14. Our civil war was fought in a bar and lasted a little over an hour.
15. The only person who was arrested in our civil war was an American mercenary - he slept in and missed the whole thing. He showed up just in time to get caught.
16. A Canadian invented Standard Time.
17. The Hudsons Bay Company once owned over 10% of the earth's surface and is still around as the world's oldest company.
18. The average dog sled team can kill and devour a full grown human in under 3 minutes. (That's more information than I need!)
19. We know what to do with the parts of a buffalo.

20. We don't marry our kin-folk....

21. We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, Velcro, zippers, insulin, penicillin and the telephone. Also short wave radios which save countless lives each year.

22. We have ALL frozen our tongues to something metal and lived to tell about it.

23. A Canadian invented Superman.

24. We have coloured money.

25. Our beer advertisements kick * (incidently....so does our beer).
BUT MOST IMPORTANT!
The handles on our beer cases are big enough to fit your hands in with mitts on.
||||||my cousins live in Canada |||27. Being America's hat.|||Always wanted to live in Canada. Is apple pie really Canadian?|||
Evangeline Lilly|||Terrence and Philip.|||Hockey is great game. Those other things are meaningless.|||

27. Being America's hat.

We both Provide for each other|||

Always wanted to live in Canada. Is apple pie really Canadian?

yep, I always thought it was american|||Krispy Kreme > Tim Horton's > Dunkin Donuts.
I got a LOL out of the Canada's Underwear pic though.|||Geographicly, we are on top of the U.S. so if we were in prison, U.S.A would be our bit-ch. :)|||*edit|||Kentucky
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1. Colonel Sanders/ KFC
2. Abraham Lincoln
3. Muhammad Ali
4. George Clooney
5. Garret Morgan, invented the gas mask, is from Kentucky.
6. John T. Thompson, invented the Tommy Gun, is from Kentucky.
7. Dippin' Dots
8. Kentucky Derby/ Horse Racing
That's about it.|||florida :
created hooters
and created the bikini ftw
your welcome